Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Vagina Storytime

30 Minutes of Silence.

LIBRARY SPEAKERS: Pardon the interruption, but it’s Pajama Storytime. Join us in the main room for a story!

GUY NEXT TO JAKE: Did she just say Vagina Storytime?

JAKE: No, she said Pajama Storytime.

GUY NEXT TO JAKE: Oh man, ok, because I thought she said Vagina Storytime and I thought, “Alright! I’ll go to that!”

90 Minutes of Silence.

2 comments:

  1. Wow.

    You sure you aren't multiple personality and you weren't the excited one?

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