Have you seen a funny little red flash drive?

Would I seem like a crazy person if I put up reward posters for a missing flash drive?

Seriously. I lost my little red flash drive, whom I lovingly called "Little Red Flash Drive," and I'm all kinds of bummed about it. Really. Truly.

If you find a red flash drive with a folder called "Darby's Last Year" in it, I will pay you beyond my idealist dreams. F'real.

Fuck.