"a year of christmas lights"

"a year of christmas lights"

written with teenage daydreams playing by jake kilroy.

in that year of christmas lights,

back when i had fevers,

my heart swelled

for any girl

that would

quote dylan.

but that was only until

i learned parrots don’t make love

and realized even i botch my favorite lines.

sex is universal, but it ain’t everything,

i was told by an english teacher

who didn’t care enough,

back when i didn’t know better.

disappear into feathered skin all you want,

but you won’t find enlightenment in motion alone.

truth carried by fingers,

truth woven by tongues,

truth built by anarchists

posing as merchants

posing as priests;

it all means you get yours eventually.

nights last longer than clocks given them credit,

no matter how much you bless a bed with holy water

you sweat when your own heart makes you dizzy.

so the years came

and i welcomed them.

they became a part of me,

sinking into teenage skin

and curdling the fibers;

a recipe spoiled by

its very ingredients,

served hot for every meal

until the last one is poison.

yet in that summer of unexplainable heartache,

i remember black and gold

sparkling throughout the city

like jewels thrown from getaway cars,

sticking to the velvet that pops purpose.

but it was a darling poet's bedroom in old town,

with every color of a melting rainbow aglow,

tacked to the wall, snaking through the bookshelf

that was home away from home,

somewhere i could fall asleep in daydreams,

even when i couldn’t stand

what we talked about in the kitchen

as unpaid philosophers against blue and white country print,

each of us killing time before the world became a stage.

here we were in rehearsal for the roles we were born to play,

finding it impossible to remember our lines

while pointing out the cues of other performers.

later, in what rolled like a century,

i discovered women passed on me

because i couldn’t quote plath

and the best i could do was spark didion

but that wasn’t exactly it.

and that was the trouble.

nothing was close enough.

nothing was good enough.

nothing was “it" enough

nothing was.

and that’s all we want now,

the beautiful freedom to lose.

"better luck"

"better luck"

written with a drunkard's hope by jake kilroy.

with barely a scratch

on this double-headed coin i call a conscience,

i bounded through the south like a carpetbagger

back for forgiveness with an insider tip-off about the rapture.

i bought low life and sold high praise

before returning home to a wife

who thought i was only 

gone for the weekend.

you could be loved anywhere, i tell myself,

shaving and dabbing blood

in a ramshackle cottage

my grandfather built

with hands that worked the war machines.

meanwhile, you could be a god

if your hands and moral compass

weren’t shaky from drink.

but that takes courage.

that takes honesty.

that takes away from a spirited demise

and you’ve only got one life to ride into the wilderness.

better luck next time.

“blues in a heatwave"

“blues in a heatwave"

written with a wild new orleans in blood by jake kilroy.

when my head swam through that sapphire bar in new orleans,

my spirit dragged light behind me;

a glowing wake

from a star-shouldered stumble

awash in a pollution of hope,

proud but not perfect,

more gonzo than groucho,

with senses spun,

shaken not stirred,

dragging lines so trite you could walk ‘em back twice,

before finally getting the rug pulled out from under me

so i could fly.

“say, what’s in this whiskey?”

“i don’t understand.”

“me neither.”

fine conversation skills for a talker

who smuggled in a mouth keen on its bourbon scrub,

selling a smile as brittle as an upstart’s ego,

as loyal as a long shot, as crazy as washing machine eyes,

as moving as a poem read in an earthquake.

still, it kept pace in a nosedive tailspin,

head over heels for a drunker redhead in glasses,

snapping fingers to remember why she’s familiar

before realizing she reminds anyone of everyone

this married to the road.

glory be mayhem and music

when it’s this hard to tell the difference;

all of us with songwriter business cards

though we only got karaoke in our bones.

all of it blasts like background noise,

adjacent to the dying wish of a night,

booming love songs crashing through smoking patios,

hearing mockingbirds hum lovebird tunes,

knowing what women are in season,

promising heaven in an alleyway

delivering hell in a relationship,

and here i was talking up the waitress

about what shelters she works on weekdays.

what would you have from us beyond youth?

it’s the only thing we’re good at.

it’s the only thing we love.

it’s the only thing, some say,

begging god to go from death bed

to hospital bed to "your own bed"

to some girl’s bed you can’t name.

hot damn on the hottest night,

this bar crawl could last all life.

but here, hear a marching band interrupt the jazzinites,

old friends trying out new jokes,

always adored, always with rhythm,

them cats cut their veins by way of brass

to pour out a blue only known by

how we abuse depression for glory;

promoting the broken artist battle

while swinging the profits to get help.

so i watched hands curve around hips

like ten snakes taking post-adam eves

to the dance floor of a wilder jungle,

and i couldn’t recall how i used to

write more little black books than poems.

but then the band stopped to drink

and a blues song strutted out of the speakers

and i was suddenly home

without knowing any of the words.

"funny"

“funny"

written on a plane by jake kilroy.

blowing through town as mad as wind on a bender,

heels up on the rails of a city-wide waiting room,

where every artist lets the skyscrapers talk down to ‘em, 

i found myself waiting on women to touch my skull like a piano;

a cave-like church where soft presses on thoughts count

like rock art dolled up as a rare jackson pollock of daydreams.

colorful spirits still die here, don’t worry.

we just have better money for graves these days.

funny i don’t remember the funerals.

oh, what a breathtaking mausoleum for us to dance inside!

a carnival ride, the two of us, spinning colors

only seen when you get up too fast to see someone new,

here we come at the world like a tidal wave we sewed ourselves.

destiny was never only for ancient warriors.

it just makes for a less jealous audience.

all while wildflower crowns make for better use of battlefields,

we sneer at decaying lovers we only cherish

for the weapons they made us.

see, when i was young, i could hardly keep my eyes tucked in

for any new bedtime story that cracked ear to ear beyond

the two dozen good lines about an empty bed in flames.

funny i never saw any sequels.

but then my bones wore down

and my fingers slowed down

when finally i powered down,

and memories were no longer string theory.

hell, they were hardly even decor.

they became a stockpile,

making me a survivalist

in a one-man show.

funny way to throw a party.

even in another country,

alone in a splintering tavern,

i could say life came at me quick

and i held on for as long as i could

before it threw me into the sea

where i found the coast guard

and thought it was a pirate ship of mermaids.

funny way to exit the world, i imagine, 

curious, cackling, and crazy;

but always relentless,

forever sweating the truth.

at least do that.

at least die truthfully.

"pulse"

"pulse"
written after the worst by jake kilroy.

one evening,
after the day
(so broken
in color)
climbs
into bed,
heartbroken
and lonesome,
you'll watch
the news
with eyes
wet and still
and shower
to get clean.
it won't be the last time,
and it won't be the worst one.
but you'll shove fingers in your throat
unready for how good it feels to take action.
sounds you don't recognize will pulsate in your bones and beyond,
as razorblades pump through your veins and arteries—
because it's something, goddamnit!
and then you'll go to a comedy show in l.a. where everyone's as sick as you;
the only people left alive, all with the diagnosis and a cure so far away,
in a country nobody can name, in a village nobody can love.
we'll ask for deliveries instead of deliverance
before finding god in the same line for handouts.
we can no longer write tragedies
because truth is meaner than fiction.
what a world.
what a time to be alive.
what a way to go to sleep.
how do you rise in the morning
when your heart feels like the shattered moon?
beat on.
that's all you can do.
in your tiniest of moments,
while the world haunts its patrons,
after years of polluted hope,
hot air so thick you can't see right,
you'll start to cry.
it'll be hopeless then.
it'll be hopeless for a long time, you figure.
drool will come.
tears will rot.
you'll dry-heave until even sanity leaves you.
you won't consider character.
you won't understand time.
you won't remember anything
but this, your weakest moment,
your most exact nothing.
and you'll find steam,
a pulse somewhere,
motion adrift,
a fire incoming,
and you, a lighthouse
suddenly aglow for any transport;
once as feckless as ambient storm,
now light in every sense.
the world waits,
and you stand,
100 lifetimes ready.

11/50: The Casual Vacancy

The Casual Vacancy, J.K. Rowling
4/5 stars
This is my 9th book in Rex & Jake's 50-Book Reading Challenge,
which Rex leads 12-11. Full list can be found here.

This is the first non-Harry Potter book I've read of hers, and it was delightful. She created real characters in their own little world, a small town where everything feels bigger than it really is. Or that's the case at times. In some cases, it becomes true to human nature, and that's the worst of anything. At first, I thought it would be a comedy of errors, but it eventually evolves into real people with real problems with each other. Centered around an open seat on the local council, adults and their teenage children have their own issues with each other and they begin to pile up and overlap. It never goes into truly devilish, uncomfortable territory (like Franzen), but it gets under your nerves without cheap bandages. 

My (Brief) Eulogy for David Bowie

Honestly, "Bowie" is practically an adjective to me. It summarizes a nebulas of hyper-aware mystery that I otherwise have no words for. You have rock stars that beam and want you to know they're glowing, and sometimes you have rock stars that are dim as shit and still want you to know they're glowing. What I got from David Bowie was that he shined like an alien spacecraft and shrugged it off. The dude understood identity. Bowie was a presence in the very least and a goddamn genius otherwise. And it's not just because he wrote at least a dozen songs that make my lips move before my brain even knows what we're doing. It's not just the music. It's that the dude fucking got "it." How I see things is that the world was an entirely different masterpiece to David Bowie.

He had the confidence of someone who a god explained the universe to, and he carried himself like the friend of a friend at a party. I mean, shit, I obviously didn't know the man, but I remember thinking once, "What kind of world would it be without Bowie?" Honestly, consider the fact that he wrote "Young Americans" for his ninth album. He was that good for that long, and now have you heard Blackstar? It's his 25th album and it just came out to critical acclaim. Do you understand how insane that is? He was in the music game for 50+ years and still writing on his deathbed, never repeating himself and still good at it while trying out fresh tactics. That's artistic integrity that should make your heart explode and your brain melt.

You get good music every year, but a David Bowie only comes around once in a lifetime. I feel like we lost the only alien visitor we've ever had. Bless David Bowie for being the most David Bowie he could've David Bowie'd. He made the world more curious that way.

re: Starbucks holiday cup design...

For Visuals: TIME - "See How This Year’s Starbucks’ Holiday Cup is Different From the Past"

2009 - Includes "wish" and "hope," two words that belong to birthdays, dating, and bad nights of miserable drinking more than the holiday season.

2010 - Includes the phrase "stories are gifts." Christmas doesn't own the idea of gifts or stories. In fact, 28% of U.S. citizens think Bible stories are technically journalistic pieces anyway.

2011 - Includes dog riding person as a sled. Is this in the Bible? Legitimately don't know. Only really know enough to argue with people about things that shouldn't matter.

2012 - Includes winking snowman. Possibly erotic intentions, possibly pansexual. Not sure how snowpeople work. Pretty sure they're not prophets.

2013 - Includes ornaments. Fine, that's Christmas-related, since it goes on a Christmas tree, but if we're talkin' secular here, that's just some dope tree jewelry.

2014 - Includes...I don't know, bows? Snowflakes? Not really sure, but totally confident that no religion owns winter or sassy dolled-up handouts.

2015 - Reflects popular return to flat design. Keeps bold color palette, loses busy iconography. Some batshit former pastor decides he wants attention and fails to realize that Starbucks has more or less been moving toward simpler design.

Anyway, the phrase "War on Christmas" is dumb, the idea of "War on Christmas" is stupid, and Christmas exists because of a war on pagans' winter solstice back in the 4th Century.

Meet Debbie Springe-Kilroy

READ: "Meet Debbie Springe-Kilroy" (a BLENDS interview with my mother about beating breast cancer)

Last year could've gone much differently than it did, and it's very peculiar to dwell on a time when my mom was at her weakest, since it never really felt like that (though she certainly looked the part). The good lady was bald and too tired to do anything, which is all very strange for a woman who usually gets up at, like, 4 a.m. to get things done, enjoy the sunrise over coffee, and then tackle projects throughout the day, ultimately rewarding herself with pints and a burger at Haven come Saturday afternoon (and forever testing my father's observation skills whenever she's added so much as a single streak of color to her hair).

So, anyway, Mama Bear got a write-up for Breast Cancer Awareness Month (courtesy of BLENDS, by way of the grandiose spark that is Jenn Romero). Debbie's been cancer-free for a good score now, but only recently wrapped things up in celebration. It's a wild spell for her to throw down as such, and the interview works as a exceptional eulogy for a bum year that could've gone devastating. My mother does a grand job summarizing her attitude, but, really, her jivey spirit, even in the weirdest, darkest moments, was fucking unreal. It was like witnessing someone on an emotional marathon, just calmly and casually with a shrug, "Well, I'm obviously not turning back or standing still. What sense does that make?" She even turned her year of cancer into a gigantic art project (including legitimately taking a portrait picture of herself every single day, because where in the hell would the world be without scrapbooks?).

As a whole, the article can be summarized by her closing remark: "I went on an amazing journey, and the people in our lives were right there with us. I thank all of you for being there for me during my journey. It was a roller coaster ride of emotions with multiple side effects, some of which I have already forgotten, thank goodness. I was absolutely overwhelmed and blown away by the love, support and extreme generous acts of kindness from those around me. I believe all the thoughts and prayers, along with a good attitude, helped me fight. I love you all for being there for me."

Thumbs up.

"the time in between"

"the time in between"
a poem from a boat and a good place by jake kilroy.

i was a wrecking ball once,
every man says,
when he finally sleeps
without women
beside him
or in his head -
a loft of a brain,
stylish and overdecorated;
what good life becomes
once former flames die out,
this time with no phoenix
napping beneath the ash.
what mud courses through you,
natural and slow, like molasses,
without the sweet taste of nostalgia.
you've given up blood.
you've given up poems about blood.
you've given up biting in kisses,
for the most part.
you see the world for what it is:
anything.
and you wonder why you always
barreled through it like you didn't have time,
now, here, resting easy in the quiet of a night
when the moon hangs, and your neck rolls,
and you're down to water over wine,
for the most part,
and you ready yourself to be wilder than ever.