Three Questions I'd Ask As A Pageant Judge

Like all good jobs, such as freelance candy eater, executive porn game tester, bitch manager, I don't think there's any real chance of me ever becoming a professional question-asker for the beauty pageant circuit, but, if I did, here are three hard-hitting questions I'd ask:

• "Now, Miss...Oklahoma, is it? Ok, please summarize the ending of Lost for me in precisely 14 words. You have ten seconds."
• "Miss Nebraska, when should pimps get out of the game? Is there a point of no return or is it up to the bitches?"
• "Miss Ohio, is there a god or not? Make your decision and prove your case."

The Cobblebacon Address

I'm a long-standing vegetarian, which is why I never host meat products here. But, if you really feel that meat is a necessary ingredient to everything in your life, you can go ahead and check out the more meaty version of my blog: The Cobblebacon Address