BANK EMPLOYEE: What can I do for you?
JAKE: I lost my wallet last night, so I'm looking to replace my debit card.
BANK EMPLOYEE: Ok, I just need to verify some information. When is your birthday?
JAKE: May 10th, 1985.
BANK EMPLOYEE: And what is your social security number?
JAKE: ***-***-****
BANK EMPLOYEE: Ok, and where was the last place you used your card?
JAKE: I think it was...Mulligan's.
BANK EMPLOYEE: What did you last purchase with your card?
JAKE: Drinks.
BANK EMPLOYEE: And what was purchased before that?
JAKE: Drinks.
[long pause as BANK EMPLOYEE reads the computer screen]
JAKE: I imagine you can kinda guess what happened here.
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2 comments:
Oh Jake, your posts always put a smile on my face!
Hooray! Now my consideration of renaming this blog "The Smile Factory" doesn't seem so crazy.
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