Monday, June 8, 2009

Cocaine vs. Basketball

I've never done cocaine. But I did play basketball today. I just got home and I'm desperately exhausted.

Does cocaine make your body feel like a massive drag? Do your legs feel like their going to be the reason your body falls over and breaks off like a tree hacked to an untimely death by a lumberjack? And if so, do you just let it happen?

Damn, I probably would if I was outrageously high after smoking trees...like Doctor Dre.

Fuck, if I was like Doctor Dre, I'd be even better at basketball.

You know, because...well...he's black.

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