Friday, September 25, 2009

Taco Bell

1:30 p.m.
Jake sits in a coffee shop that he thinks smells like Taco Bell.

2:30 p.m.
Jake boards a bus to head back to his girlfriend's apartment.

2:40 p.m.
Jake decides that if he sees a Taco Bell in the distance, he's bailing on the bus.

2:55 p.m.
After a stop, Jake sees a Taco Bell, passes by it, and then exits the bus two stops later because he couldn't make up his mind.

3:00 p.m.
Jake finally reaches the Taco Bell and spends $7, restraining himself from spending $20.

3:15 p.m.
Jake exits the Taco Bell only to see the bus he needs drive by. Jake chases the bus, but totally fails, as he also has his laptop bag. Jake looks like loser fat kid chasing after bus with a big black bag and a bag almost the same size filled with Taco Bell.

3:25 p.m
Jake makes it to the closer bus stop, contemplating life and its temptations.

3:30 p.m.
Jake decides to eat some nachos at bus stop, but realizes that he didn't grab any hot sauce.

3:40 p.m.
Jake reaches the Taco Bell again and grabs hot sauce.

3:50 p.m.
Jake reaches the bus stop again, but two teenagers have taken over the bench. He stands and sweats like a vulture in the heat.

4:00 p.m.
Jake boards another bus.

4:05 p.m.
Bus is boarded by an pack of kids. Bus gets really loud and crowded.

4:15 p.m.
Jake sees that his stop is coming up, pulls the cord. Bus driver is too busy talking and laughing that she misses Jake's stop. Jake stands up. Bus driver notices him and lets him off at some random intersection.

4:30 p.m.
Jake finally reaches his girlfriend's apartment.

5:00 p.m.
Jake finishes the last of his Taco Bell.

6:00 p.m.
Jake's stomach hurts. Jake fucking hates Taco Bell. It's always like this, Jake thinks.

10:00 p.m.
Jake wishes Taco Bell delivered.

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