Monday, November 16, 2009

Well Played, Panera

By adding gourmet mac 'n cheese to the menu and hiring increasingly attractive female employees, I feel like Panera has discovered an incredible marketing scheme that applies specifically to...me.

But, it has certainly worked, Panera! Well done! I will soon be turning over entire paychecks to your new, good-looking "femployees."

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